Oh Crap!
the wi-fi went sour, i had less than one half hour
time trialed to The Cafecito, ordered the veggie burrito
mopped up all the sweat, logged onto the internet
with 45 seconds to spare, i leaned back in my chair
a ghost town was around, spanish was the sound
60 seconds on the clock, I should have done a mock
but then i heard His voice, the Mighty Allahs choice:
Do Not Go White, Do Not Be Dumb,
Be Sure To Draft The Speedy Muslim!