The very finest piece of ass in this town walked right up to me the other day. I was like here we go again. Back up. About three months ago, this other succulent piece of ass walked right up to me and said, “How’d you like to go fly somewhere together?” I was like, “Where to Ms. Succulence?” That was her cue to pitch the skydiving business that she reps down at the beach. Of course! Always a catch. Too good to be true. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, the finest piece of ass in town. Not just a fine piece. The fucking finest. The filet of the mignon. So she walks right up to me and says, “Hola Aron, Do you have 200 pesos I can borrow?” I was like Holy Shit, the finest piece of ass is asking me a question! I reached into my bathing suit and pulled out a wet 200. She took it and smiled. I thought for sure that meant that she was testing me to see how loose I was with my dinero. Testing to see if I had the money to provide for her and her family the rest of our lives. And of course our family too. She must not know that I am The Pressure Washing Kingpin of Santa Cruz, CA. Sure..no problemo…take the money…i’ve got oodles of it. FACT: If she had asked 100 acquaintances in town for 200 pesos, nobody in their right(or wrong) mind would have coughed it up. No wonder I haven’t seen her fine piece of ass lately.
