I was resting inside my darkened room. It was the dead middle of a hot day. To my surprise, Elise appeared at my sliding glass door. Her reason? She said she just hadn’t seen me in a while. She was in a skimpy bathing suit, and appeared intent on staying a bit. I quickly
tidied up overhauled the bathroom.
She saw my setup. She apparently had no idea that I am a Piano Man. I explained to her that I drink alone. I offered her up an ice cold beer. I played Going to California, Wild Horses, and a few others. She had the Madonna thing going with her two front teeth. She asked if I knew any Beatles.
I cranked up my wheelhouse. I played her Something that I just learned Yesterday. We sang Carry that Weight and Glass Onion as a duo. She stepped outside for a cigarette. I desperately needed a cold shower. She left a personal belonging behind. One of the oldest tricks in the book.