I had myself a situation. My 180 day visa had expired, and I was popped riding a borrowed scooter going the wrong way on a one way. I wasn’t carrying a license or my passport. Unfortunately the only bill in my bathing suit was a 500 Peso Large. Can’t be parting with that juicy nug.
Did he have a gun? No I said. Did he have car nearby? No. And you were on a scooter? Yes I said. Did you make eye contact with him? I did. BIG MISTAKE. So he’s on foot, and you stopped? Yep. How much did he get? Not a peso I said. Nicely done..OK here’s what you do.
So I grew a mustache. A big ol thick Honkin’ one. Like Goose Gossage. Then I went and bought me one of them big ol brimmed whicker hats with the drawstring. I stopped walking barefoot. I changed out my sunglasses. I wore a shirt wherever I went. A bonified OG. Slalom.
